Temat: McDonalds do pracownikow w Polsce

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Poland that offensive language is commonly used by our
polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1.. Words like jebał pies, kurewskie życie, chuj and other such
    expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
    effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2.. You will not say jebać when someone makes a mistake, or pocałujcie
    mnie w dupę if you see someone being reprehended, or gówno when a
    major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb
    srać and jebać are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our
    environment.

3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances 
    will be referred to as zajebaniec or debil.

4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srać nor will persons
    who lack initiative be referred to as chuj.

5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
    to as pierdoły.

6.. Do not say idĽ się jebać if somebody is persistent; do
    not add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
    Furthermore, you must not say zjebali¶my to (refer to item 2) nor
    wyjebiemy się na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say pocałuj
    mnie w dupę nor should you ever substitute "May help you?" with "Czego
    kurwa chcesz!?".

8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
    industrial partners kurewski dostawca.

9.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana ¶winia 
    or kurewski debil.

10. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say mogę
    sobie tym podetrzeć tyłek! Just keep it clean= and dispose
    of it properly.